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I am so freaking tired of people making out in public, seriously WTF. Just because you are temporarily in love with some slut does not give you any right to dry hump in the library at the U. Now i understand when a married couple (or engaged, or even serious couple) gives a long embrace or even makes out for a little, i get it. What i don't get is that i am sitting in the library minding my own business and a girl and what i assume to be her boyfriend start going at it like two stoned test bunnies on the table that i am studying at. Okay, they weren't going at it that bad, but bad enough that there was some hip thrusting and sucking noises being made. Listen if you are that horny take it into one of the bathrooms or at least down one of the book isles. Some may accuse and say that because i am currently single that i am jealous and were i to be in that position that i would do the same thing. Oh hell no. Contrary to common belief i actually care about other people and want to make them feel as comfortable as possible, not make them vomit by watching me go to town on some girl. There is a time and a place for everything, i believe that hip thrusting and making out should be kept behind closed doors, or at least on a couch in a basement. No one needs to see you doing that sort of shit, it is unacceptable and as of this moment i am going to start calling people out when they do it. I'm not going to be the guy that yells "get a room" instead i'm going to return the favor of awkwardness. I think a well timed "oh yeah, give it to her" or a "nice form" should get my message across pretty clearly. Anyway i think that's all i got for now. Phil this is my first blog and it is dedicated to you, in a good way of course.